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Richard GBR562 schreef:

A Man's Story
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much and i never have figured out the whole venus and mars thing.I have never figured out why men think with their heads and women with there heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words I do
FOR EXAMPLE.
One evening last week my wife and I were getting into bed. Well the passion starts to heat up and she eventually says I dont feel like it.I just want you to hold me I said WHAT????!!What was that?!So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...
Youre just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.

She responded to my puzzled look by saying cant you just love me for who I am and not what i do for you in the bedroom?

Realising that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her.We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big big unnamed dept.store.I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. she couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery dept, where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. let me tell you...she was so exited. she must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.I think I through her for a loop when I said thats fine honey. She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. smiling with excited anticipation she finaily said I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out. No honey. I don't feel like it.

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!! I then said ,"Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while... You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a women." and just then when she had this look like she was going to kill me i added "why can't you just love me for who i am and not for the things i buy you" Apparently i'm not having sex tonight either......
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!haha !haha !haha !haha ]]> Michiel 2004-10-09 10:06:00 https://javelin.nl/forums/thread/90/vermakelijk-verhaal#dis-post-254